Best 5 quotes from O. Henry's Full House
5 . Sam 'Slick' Brown: Pull yourself together, William! What's a confidence man without confidence? 4. Sam 'Slick' Brown: [after shimmying up a tree to escape a bear] William, I think it's a cinnamon bear. Bill Peoria: I don't care what flavor he is. He's more apt to taste me. 3. Sam 'Slick' Brown: An oil well is a hole in the ground surrounded by suckers. 2. Soapy: It may interest to you to know, my good man, that I and the minutest coin of the realm are total strangers. Waiter: How's that? Soapy: I said I was broke! 1. Johnny Kernan: Once they make you walk up an alley, you never use a front door again.