The Best 5 Quotes From It's Always Sunny: The Gang Gets Racist (S1E1)
Charlie, Dennis and Mac try to prove they're not racist, for varying reasons. 5. Dee Reynolds: I had the craziest dream last night that I was in Cleveland, Ohio - which is really weird because I've never been to Ohio. And this guy was wearing a bunny suit, and he was coming out of... Dennis Reynolds: [interrupting her] You know what Dee, I don't want to hear about your dream, okay? I hate listening to people's dreams. It's like flipping through a stack of photographs. If I'm not in any of them, and nobody's having sex, I just... don't care. 4. Mac: "Looking for a new hotspot to spot that stud? Well, Paddy's Irish Pub will plug that hole." Charlie Kelly: Well, that's a good notice. Mac: No, that is not a good notice. I don't want to be plugging anyone's holes. 3. Large Man in Towel: [emerges from bathroom] How's that ass feel? [smacks Dennis' ass] 2. Handsome Guy: You have the most beautiful eyes