The Best 5 Killer Klown Quotes (Killer Klowns From Outer Space)

What can I say about Killer Klowns from Outer Space?  It's one of those movies.    Here are some of my favorite quotes from it, mang!

5.  Mike Tobacco: Isn't this place great or what? It looks like it was decorated by Klowns R Us.

4.  Farmer Gene Green: Did you see that little ole sky doggie zip down there, Pooh?

3.  [after finding the Big Top]
Farmer Gene Green: Well I'll be greased and fried!

2.  Mike Tobacco: It was a space ship. And there was these things, these killer clowns, and they shot popcorn at us! We barely got away!

1.  "I'm Jo-Jo the Ice Cream Klown, we'll give you a stick, you'll give it a lick. And it'll tickle you all the way down. Ice cream, ice cream, we brought our goodies here to you! A tasty treat for while you screw! Let's take a break! Cool off those hot lips with our frozen fruity bars! Icy-wicy, fudgy-wudgy cars.   And everyone's frozen delight, the lick a stick!"

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