The Best 5 Quotes From It's Always Sunny: The Gang Gets Racist (S1E1)


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Charlie, Dennis and Mac try to prove they're not racist, for varying reasons.

5.  Dee Reynolds: I had the craziest dream last night that I was in Cleveland, Ohio - which is really weird because I've never been to Ohio. And this guy was wearing a bunny suit, and he was coming out of...
Dennis Reynolds: [interrupting her] You know what Dee, I don't want to hear about your dream, okay? I hate listening to people's dreams. It's like flipping through a stack of photographs. If I'm not in any of them, and nobody's having sex, I just... don't care.

4.  Mac: "Looking for a new hotspot to spot that stud? Well, Paddy's Irish Pub will plug that hole."
Charlie Kelly: Well, that's a good notice.
Mac: No, that is not a good notice. I don't want to be plugging anyone's holes.

3.  Large Man in Towel: [emerges from bathroom] How's that ass feel?
[smacks Dennis' ass]

2.  Handsome Guy: You have the most beautiful eyes.
Dennis Reynolds: Okay, man, but I don't... really?
Handsome Guy: So blue.
Dennis Reynolds: Well, actually more of a blue-green.

1.  [the waitress overhears Charlie saying something that sounds racist out of context]
Waitress: Coffee, Hitler? I'll be sure to put lots of cream in that for you.
Charlie Kelly: No, I'm not Adolf Hitler.

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