The Best Five

This is all just one man's opinion, and I'm probably missing some real gems.  Still, these are some of the best quotes I could gather up from the series.  Some are funny, crude or just plain scary.  Let's dig in! 5.  Walter White: I've got your restraining order right here.  [grabs crotch]  Restrain this! 4.  Jesse Pinkman: Ah, like I came to you, begging to cook meth. Oh, hey, nerdiest old dude I know, you wanna come cook crystal? Please. I’d ask my diaper-wearing granny, but her wheelchair wouldn’t fit in the RV. 3.  Gus Fring: If you try to interfere, this becomes a much simpler matter. I will kill your wife. I will kill your son. I will kill your infant daughter. 2.  Saul Goodman: As for your dead guy...occupational hazard. Drug dealer getting shot? I'm gonna' go out on a limb here and say it's been known to happen. 1.  Walter White:  I am not in danger, Skyler. I AM the danger.

5 .  Sam 'Slick' Brown: Pull yourself together, William! What's a confidence man without confidence? 4.   Sam 'Slick' Brown: [after shimmying up a tree to escape a bear] William, I think it's a cinnamon bear. Bill Peoria: I don't care what flavor he is. He's more apt to taste me. 3.   Sam 'Slick' Brown: An oil well is a hole in the ground surrounded by suckers. 2.    Soapy: It may interest to you to know, my good man, that I and the minutest coin of the realm are total strangers. Waiter: How's that? Soapy: I said I was broke! 1.  Johnny Kernan: Once they make you walk up an alley, you never use a front door again.

                                            The Best Five Werner Herzog Quotes                                          Consider this a bonus introductory quote. It's a cliché by now to call Werner Herzog a controversial film maker, or a renegade, or crazy, or cruel, or any number of other macho-sounding things.  Still, he seems to fit those roles at times.  Just as importantly, he's made some great movies. I personally haven't seen all of them -- including some of his most influential ones -- but I've seen a decent number of them that I enjoy. In any case, I want to present this list of 5 of the best Werner Herzog quotes (that I could find today).  Each one serves as a snapshot, not only into his life and way of thinking but, strangely, into a ver...